I like how my biology lab book has to remind me to "Make sure the staple (upper left) goes all the way through and won't injure the reader."

In other news, I am progressing well in the physics curriculum. My 41% test average puts me right on cue for my analytical mechanics class so I am excited about the harder courses next semester. No, seriously

I think that being shy forces other people to reserve judgment more than they might otherwise. Although it has the unfortunate effect of causing friends to come slowly I think that when friends do appear they may know me closer. On the other hand, I also think shyness is only ever advantageous in this cautiousness...

I have made a very important discovery. Modern pennies don't ring when you flip them into the air. In fact, every penny made after 1984 is a fake. They just emit a dull clunk and then damp out. But pennies from 1981 or earlier make a delightful ringing sound. I just thought you should know. Because, if you're like me, and your entertainment relies ( Read more... )

When it's 20 degrees out with snow I'm fine. But when it's 20 degrees out without snow, not only am I freezing cold, but I'm also angry. Cold anger, not hot tempered anger

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If i think back, I can remember each summer. I can remember what happened, and the chronology and even if i've forgotten a lot of things, I can still go back and get the gist of it all. Except of course the ones I was too young to remember. How long does it take, how many summers, until I can no longer remember what happened in each one, until they ( Read more... )

Have you ever just wanted to walk out your door and just walk. Walk all night and all morning and day just randomly along roads or maybe not even those and get completely and utterly lost. But keep walking away, just walking. Then, the next night, call home, get picked up from where ever you are, and see what changes in your life. See how ( Read more... )

wow, im really tired, but it feels so much better than not exercising. i havnt done anything in almost a week and ive been feeling so jittery and like extra energy it makes me fidget. id either not stop moving or just fall asleep which was bad for my homework. but hopefully itll get better now. The west side united soccer team wasnt too great ( Read more... )

double practices start today.  so, we first go to coaches house at 7 in the morning, which is way too early.  and then we run about a mile, and then we warm up.  and then we do sprints and then the last srpint we just keep going and run the mile back.  and then more agility stuff ( Read more... )

just sayin, i need to get in shape