Fic: Stressed (Epilogue) (Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan)
Title: Stressed (Epilogue)
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: PG
Pair: Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan
Disclaimer: not mine, etc.
Feedback: Always Welcome
Criminal Minds Main List
Chapter 1/2
Interlude
Chapter 2/2
“Hello. The Mama of all things shiny and glossy, currently very much off duty.”
“Hey, it’s me.”
“Oh, my personal sex object. How are you doing?”
“I’m good.”
“That’s great, I was little worried you’d be too sore to walk today.”
“That’s exactly what I wanted to talk about.”
“About your sore spots? Sounds promising….”
“About last night. And that phone call.”
“Don’t tell you’re gonna charge me for it…. It was a really good show, but I
thought your phonesex line was free. At least for me.”
“Would you listen to me for a sec? You got any idea how hard it was to
get Reid to calm down?”
“Two hours?”
“Almost three. I convinced him I had shut the phone before we started…..
you know.”
“I know, I heard it! And since when do you go all demure when we’re talking
about sex?”
“Since I acquired a regular partner, who doesn’t like it when I start blabbing
about our sex life.”
“Okay….”
“I told him you didn’t hear anything, and you better play along when we go
back to work on Monday.”
“You want me to keep quiet about that? I’m not sure if I can….”
“I’ll confiscate your squeaky pens.”
“You wouldn’t….”
“I’ll send that creepy computer tech some raunchy sex toys with your
compliments.”
“Fine! I won`t say a word.”
“Thank you.”
“Does that mean I gotta give you my recording too?”
“You didn’t…..”
“I did. But don’t worry, Sweetie. It’s just for personal use.”
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: PG
Pair: Spencer Reid / Derek Morgan
Disclaimer: not mine, etc.
Feedback: Always Welcome
Criminal Minds Main List
Chapter 1/2
Interlude
Chapter 2/2
“Hello. The Mama of all things shiny and glossy, currently very much off duty.”
“Hey, it’s me.”
“Oh, my personal sex object. How are you doing?”
“I’m good.”
“That’s great, I was little worried you’d be too sore to walk today.”
“That’s exactly what I wanted to talk about.”
“About your sore spots? Sounds promising….”
“About last night. And that phone call.”
“Don’t tell you’re gonna charge me for it…. It was a really good show, but I
thought your phonesex line was free. At least for me.”
“Would you listen to me for a sec? You got any idea how hard it was to
get Reid to calm down?”
“Two hours?”
“Almost three. I convinced him I had shut the phone before we started…..
you know.”
“I know, I heard it! And since when do you go all demure when we’re talking
about sex?”
“Since I acquired a regular partner, who doesn’t like it when I start blabbing
about our sex life.”
“Okay….”
“I told him you didn’t hear anything, and you better play along when we go
back to work on Monday.”
“You want me to keep quiet about that? I’m not sure if I can….”
“I’ll confiscate your squeaky pens.”
“You wouldn’t….”
“I’ll send that creepy computer tech some raunchy sex toys with your
compliments.”
“Fine! I won`t say a word.”
“Thank you.”
“Does that mean I gotta give you my recording too?”
“You didn’t…..”
“I did. But don’t worry, Sweetie. It’s just for personal use.”