Note: Just warning you, I haven't even read the full story yet but the first few lines were funny so I thought, why not ( Read more... )

Justin wants me to put this on my live journal. So here it is ( Read more... )

"Cockroach! A giant one behind you on the stairs!!!"

"OMG! You weren't joking!"

Dorm Life ( Read more... )

-You know it's best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm ( Read more... )

"ok, so hurricane isabel knocked out your electricity and flooded your basement and ripped off your roof and hurled an ancient oak tree into your living room and now rabid raccoons have wandered into your house and they've devoured the cat food and now they're eyeing the cat and licking their lips - hey, don’t dwell on the negative. It’s time to ( Read more... )