LIFE IS BORING

I love Paul Dano. He's weird looking, and I'm super into it. He might be replacing my work crush completely. It's only slightly more unrealistic, anyway, and also who cares?

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So I've been thinking about things lately. Pardon me while I bitch to no real end ( Read more... )

I'm really tired all the time. I'm pretty much a decrepit old lady now. I like work, have had to stay late recently though, which honestly doesn't bother me because I'd rather be at work than at home most of the time ( Read more... )

A query I just posed myself: What is the purpose of the clavicle apart from sexiness?

Thanks, Wikikpedia.

So I saw/talked to someone from high school yesterday as we were disembarking the train. I was like, "OH GREAT here comes So-and-so who was HUGE FUCKING BITCH to me in middle school," as in tormented me mercilessly and actually slapped me once. Today-me wouldn't tolerate that shit. I would punch a bitch now. But the point is, my brain was like, " ( Read more... )

So I'm a permanent hire, have been for a week? Two weeks? Two weeks. Days kind of blend into each other a lot. I'm a lonely exhaustion zombie most of the time, because I don't sleep enough and everyone at work is extremely normal and I feel like I can't be myself around them. Sometimes they try to make conversation with me but I don't know what to ( Read more... )

One reason I am a genius ( Read more... )

So I had to get two more new tires for the Detective, because the alignment was off and totally destroyed the two front tires. So that's six new tires since March. AWESOME. It's still making the weird tire/brake noises, which RULES that they didn't FIX what's CAUSING them. I'm gonna take it back in on Monday and be like, DUDES PLEASE FIX MY CAR ( Read more... )

Uh, I graduated. It's weird. I feel like I'm home for the summer and that's it ( Read more... )