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[fioner]

Last night I was trying to fall asleep and having a little bit of trouble, I probably shouldn't drink coffee in the afternoon, but the damn Cafe Mocha was tasty, alright? SUE ME. Anyhoo I was trying to fall asleep and got all creeped out by a plastic-y rustling sound and ran over to turn on the light in case there were some kind of rodent-type

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[anonymous]

It kind of messes with my fragile worldview that you are now on a human sleep-skedjool, but I am glad FOR YA!

What's Alexander Technique? Sounds like one of those weird bowel-cleansing protocols they have at Dr. Kellogg's Health Spa for Weird Jackoffs.

[fioner]

I just took a nap, I'm so tired! I hope it doesn't throw off my sleep schedule for the rest of EVER. OY, I'm an oldster.

Alexander Technique is some kind of bullshit about thinking about how you move and how you're supposed to move and breathe and shit, I don't know, the first class involved standing up and sitting down a lot.