man o man o man my eye just got tobasco sauce in it.. yeah i kno it is possible. well i was smelling it cuz like tobasco is the best condement EVER! and then i sneezed cuz i gess the smell was so overwhelmingly spicy. then the thing hit my eye and i was all like AHHH IT BURNSS!!! BURNNS!! BURRRRNS!!...burns.............uh burns still ( Read more... )

yay today we went snowboarding with me audrey jason tom and some other friends of theirs and my new snowboard. it was so much FUN!! we had snowboarding races and i won the race and kicked everyones butt by 5 minutes!(except for andrew, he was only 8 seconds behind) Then me and audrey taught daniel clotfelter how to snowboard (he is a really fast ( Read more... )

Today, the people were suppose to take out the hi jump pit, but noooO, cuz it started raining ACID rain. so me and katie shields were a lil upset, because wilson said today would be the LUCKY DAY!.. then the lucky day went.... *KAPOOFY ( Read more... )

eh bee sea dee eee eff gee; ache eye jay kay el em en oh pee; kue are ess; tee you vee; double you ex; why? & zee;; now i kno my eh bee sea's; next time wont you sing with me ( Read more... )

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