Vin Diesel

[fire_fighter200]

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Vin Diesel is feared neither because he is a division manager nor because he drives a Dodge Stratus, but because he always beats Robert Goulet in a staring contests.

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[dylhimself]

that kind of reminds me of the time that Vin Diesel achieved literary success in the late 1800's after authoring the internationally reknowned narrative of human life during the Napoleonic Wars, War & Peace. What most Vin Diesel fans don't know is that when it was originally printed in the Russian language, the title actually translated to War: What Is It Good For?. It was also published under the pseudonym Leo Tolstoy, but this is common knowledge.

[dylhimself]

oh and then there was the time that George Lucas wrote the Star Wars trilogy to be a one man show starring Vin Diesel, but Vin declined, saying it brought back terrible memories of his teenage years.

[fire_fighter200]

You know what he probably said to that? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!