Reflections Upon Cliff

[fire_fighter200]

K...so I visited Dylan at Fam Vid today. Dylan, why did you not tell me you worked with such an awesome character? Cliff is, quite honestly, a hilarious beast. Dylan asked me when I was leaving for Germany, and Cliff hears that, and starts speaking to me in German. Turns out, this guy was actually the linguist for his military division while

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[dylhimself]

i'm sorry i didnt tell you before. and he's actually only 17 years older than you. so maybe you guys could pull a "tom cruise" and get hitched. he did say that he found you to be an attractive young lady..haha

OOHHHH cliff

[5ftandgrowing]

SHIT SHIT SHIT I WANT CLIFF YOU BITCH you said we could split him.LIES!!