Girl:  How does a guy show his interest in a girl?

Guy:  Well, since we're all exactly alike, we blink three times and unzip.

i've been reasearching PMDs [power mobility devices/power wheelchairs]....

excuse my language...

but why in the fuck are the fucking batteries not included in the fucking cost of the fucking chair?  isn't the purpose of a power wheelchair to be powered, thus batteries are necessary????  without the damn things, i have a manual chair with a useless ( Read more... )

one goes from 80 degree weather to fucking snow.

i have a tan and i came home to snow.

i love california.

the lesson of the week is, not even spf 50 sunscreen prevents extreme sun soakage.

i have much to say, but the time change is messing me up, so more when i figure out what time it is.

i love brandon.

Where ya going to tomorrow?

i didn't believe that some things are with someone for life, until last night.  'tis true...

also that same thing can affect every damn thing one does, no matter how unintentional.

and in the same revelation, i can see why i have more stones than most men.

a wise man said:

*You see, I would call you female, but you too frail...

While she held ( Read more... )

ok, over the years, i've gotten kind of used to my strange sense of people...

but when i start feeling the exact experiences of someone i know, i'm not sure what to think...particularly when i've had several accounts in a short period of time.

and i hate UA...i can *always* feel that kid when i'm on his mind.

son of a french hooker, i need to get ( Read more... )

i went to ent doc this week.  guess what his diagnosis was?  i'm allergic to something.

something has got to be done about my ability to read my surroundings.  lately ruthie, my lil sis, has been on the gray matter.  no one has really seen her since christmas.  she called me tuesday night...apparently she had been praying, and suddenly remembered ( Read more... )

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter the genre, whether they have words or even if they're any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist and the song in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

Songs:
1. "Suicide ( Read more... )

i'm not usually a *tee hee* chick when it comes to an attractive man, however...

went to *transporter 2* this fine eve.

jason statham is...well...on fire.  and that's an understatement.

the man can work a hose.

mindy, dani, and myself were comparing johnny knoxville and jason statham.  mindy put it best...

"Jason Stathan is like *woah...*  Johnny ( Read more... )

i want to go to "red eye."  any takers?

it just really hit me today that i'm going to californ-i-a in a month.  WOO.

"transporter 2" is out in less than two weeks.  damn, that man be some sex on a stick....  kinesthetics.

i give credit to terri for making sure i'm not all countrified.

mr. elias, i found a kanye west song i like....and it's stuck in ( Read more... )

i am the biggest geek burger on the planet.

and happy birthday late, mr. george. i say get your butt out here so we can go to perkins! :P

hi jen! how's tricks?

My jaw is so much bigger than yours.