You know you have issues when someone calls you a "cum guzzling thunder cunt" and then your guy friend tells you he hopes you can live up to that name. As I say, if that's my name, then his name is "cum squirting lightning rod." Hahaha. How do people come up with these things?

Merry Christmas! And much love to the UCF football team. Good game last night. Even though you only lost by one, I still love ya.

So, I've come to the realization that I never use this thing anymore. I think it's because I don't really like to sit here and type out everything because it's just so much easier to tell you. But I guess I can take the time now to update you all a little bit. So I finally got my residency changed and next semester everything will be ok, i just ( Read more... )

To anyone who wants to contribute to the "Keep Danielle in Orlando Fund," I accept cash and check. I know it would be so much easier for everyone if I took credit, but no can do. Please contribute because it would be greatly appreciated. Especially those of you who know how it is in the fort...this is my last and final plea...

PLEASE KEEP ME IN

GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!! They can kiss this! My ass gets me in so much trouble, literally.

Oh yeah, I'm going to the NC tomorrow! It's so cold there and I'm so excited. It's supposed to snow and Ashley wants to go sledding. We baught new snow gear yesterday, we're gonna be so cute. I haven't been to North Carolina in 3 years so I'm really ecstatic. Only I haven't started packing or anything, such a ?procrastinator? I am. Ok talk at ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, I totally got that shit last night.

Andrew, I love you soooo much. I am so proud of what you told me earlier today. Yeah, you know what I was thinking about whenever I guessed...might happen a little later tonight for me. Cross your fingers! I know you are addicted now, it's just one of those things. Love ya!

Danielle

Yeah so life's life. What can I say? More problems with my brother and I don't really know what to say about my life. It's a little bittersweet...my favorite word. It sums up everything. Is it good, is it bad, it's a little of both. Should I be happy, should I be sad, it's a little of both. Is it something to look forward to, or is it not, ( Read more... )

OMFG hell has melted again. Two days after Tank got his car, he wrecked that shit. DAMN!!! We haven't heard from him since. I personally think he's dead...just kidding. Soooo...I really can't update right now cause I'm trying to concentrate on Laguna Beach. Talk later...