I just got done washing my face. I stroked my little goatee and found a fistfull of unrinsed lather trapped within the thin strands of hair. I keep thinking that maybe I look stupid with my new found facial hair, but then I remember that I am Evan Smith--I always look foolish ( Read more... )

Sorry I'm late guys ( Read more... )

It is good to be back ( Read more... )

My time in D.C. draws to a close, and I thank (insert deity here) that I can walk away from this experience with no visible scars or serious mental/social defects ( Read more... )

I have finally gotten a hold of my advisement info that I left in my room back in Marietta. The thought that some retard freshman coming in and swiping up my classes made me very anxious, but now that I am done registering for class, I think I have earned one of many loads off my back ( Read more... )

It's fair to say now, after 5 weeks of living in D.C., that I am ready to go home. I am thoroughly ready to depart. At a moment's notice I will drop whatever I am doing and hit the road ( Read more... )

Just a little memorandum for all you facebook-ers, I have recently established my war on everyone on the facebook front. My brash and daring tactics will stupify all chets, krods, and all generic, yet-to-be identified chumps into total submission.

I photoshopped my facebook picture from some old PDF image file I had saved. Tell me if you like it.

Whether or not T.O.'s last post was in part a reaction to my two previous posts, I think it's high time for something more cheerful ( Read more... )

I want to leave. I am disliking every second more and more living here. Ths entire city is founded upon cheats and lies. Even the suburbs are founded upon cheats and lies. When you move here, you become a cheater and a liar. I feel like my sense of identity is under attack from all sides, this town... these people trying to turn me into one of them ( Read more... )

Tomorrow will conclude my first week interning for my congressional representative, Dr. Tom Price. The week has had its ups and downs... it's 100% fair to say that my expectations have been met, though they were more or less depressing expectations (in spite of the entire staff, including Dr. Price, being some of the nicest, most considerate people ( Read more... )