Melina and I are going to live in the woods.

If you want to reach us, here is our address:
1 Gumball Street, The Woods, USA.

Here're Lewis Blacks demands for his dressing room ( Read more... )

Oh what a week. The key theme of the week before the weekend was STUDY FOR PARENTE TEST OR BE EATEN. I studied a fair amount, and the outcome was that I was not eaten. I think. Unless this is all some kind of death dream from the belly of the French exam beast. The French exam beast is, in my imagination, a horrible gaullic rooster with enormous ( Read more... )

My week got slightly less hellish ( Read more... )

GAH IT'S SO EARLY

an note about last night:
I was working with Vanessa again, and before we got a lot of customers we were talking about Europe for some reason. She said she wanted to go to Germany. I asked her why. She replied that she wanted to see concentration camps because "Hitler was a genius."

Wtf.

OK. Here's next Wednesday for me ( Read more... )

Their government makes no god damn sense.

I really god damn hate some of the kids in my honors class. You know, hardcore grade nazi overachievers. Anyway, I got an email today from Dr. Casey which she sent to everyone in the class. She wrote this ( Read more... )

Today is St. Valentine's day, the day we recognize a dead guy or some shit by exchanging chocolate and slowly dying plants for sex.

Anyway, I'm just posting to say that this is my like one billionth Valentine's day with That Tall Girl That I Like.

And that ain't a bad deal.

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