ok here’s what we’re doing in my vic studies class: we handed in our term papers in two copies. one copy goes to the professor, and the other copy goes to the library. then each student must go to the library and borrow and edit six papers. this can create a kind of conversation in the margins between editors. out of curiosity i decided to get my ( Read more... )

oh god. van morrison is on tv. like not old van morrison, now van morrison. sweet jesus he looks like hell and a half. his voice is unrecognizable. i would say that i thought that he was dead in the first place, but this just confirms it.

my flu correspondance with Dr. Parente ( Read more... )

ohhh my paper is so bad but i'm too sick to think

hey assholes make sure you tune in for another edition of "sports quiz." it's not every day you get to hear me make an ass out of myself on the radio, just every monday. who knows what wacky hijinks will ensue. how many fcc violations will brad commit? will we finally get booted off the air because we don't know what we're doing and don't really ( Read more... )

just watched enemy at the gates upon the suggestion of murdergeisha. she was right: it was a very good movie, and ed harris was very good, too. but there is nothing surprising about ed harris being good in something. i have yet to see him even being average or mediocre. the man is golden, and the role was perfect. i usually don't like jude law, but ( Read more... )

as i said in the subject, because i am a snarky bastard, here are the various reasons some of the honors kids want me to vote for them to be on the honors council. the names have been removed to protect the innocent.

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today a few good ol' embarassing things happened: first, i went the whole day with my fly open. how did this happen? i have no idea. alls i know is, i'm at lunch, and jasmine is giving me one of those "you should look where i'm looking" looks, and BAM open fly. so i just zip it up and say "huh. guess it was open all day ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who can't tell the difference between Josh Lucas and Matthew McConaughey? They are, to me, honestly the same person. If this is more of me confusing people who look and act nothing alike, please, inform me. If not, inform me anyway.

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