Did You Call For Pest Control?
Title: Did You Call For Pest Control?
Pairing: Kris/Lay
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,771
Warnings: General absurdity and attempts at crack
Summary: The three times Kris calls for help to exterminate the wasps in his apartment.
( “Whoa,” the pink-headed boy says, the most emotive thing he had done thus far. “This is sick, bro.” )
Pairing: Kris/Lay
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,771
Warnings: General absurdity and attempts at crack
Summary: The three times Kris calls for help to exterminate the wasps in his apartment.
( “Whoa,” the pink-headed boy says, the most emotive thing he had done thus far. “This is sick, bro.” )
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;AAAA; I died at the part where yixing appeared with the flute lmaooooooo
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Kept laughing like an idiot during the whole time I was reading this. XD
Especially at BaekYeol's part. X3
And Kris 'bee' pick-up line. XD
Yixing and wasps... XD
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Oh and of course Yixing would be the wasp prince :') Of course he would...
I find it hilarious that Kris still gets his coffee date despite being such a terrible flirt xD
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Well, Kris should be thankful for his face. It lets him off many things.
Thank you for reading!
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ive read it like five times I just kept forgetting to leave a comment oops
but seriously, it had me laughing so hard! your sense of humour is brilliant (also any fic that makes fun of kris is A+ to me okay)
I was in tears within the first paragraph basically but when I reached the part about yixing calling them his 'insect-friends' I actually screamed and fell off my chair because ITS JUST SO HILARIOUS AND PERFECT
SO THANK YOU
I LOVE YOU
THAT IS ALL
<3
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Kris deserves to be made fun of, his existence writes the joke, come on. Anyway, thank you for reading once again!
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