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Classic Moments #4 & #5
The first one happened on V-Day with my gf. We were talking about vanilla vs. chocolate and then it turned into this.
Her: I don't really like chocolate ice cream.
Me: For real?
Her: Well, I like it when it comes with the metropolitan ice cream.
Me: I think you mean 'neapolitan'?
Her: No, I'm talking about the ice cream that comes with strawberry, ( Read more... ) -
Paranoid much?
I have enough money to get the Nintendo DSi. I want to buy it online with using my mom's card but she's so paranoid that she believes someone is going to steal her identity or some shit. I'm not trying to buy it from a person. I'm trying to buy it from Amazon. She needs to stop being so damn paranoid all the time!!!! -
Classic Moment #4
In order for this to be funny, you guys would have to know that I'm CONSTANTLY correcting people when it comes to grammar and stuff so occasionally, she'll try to get me back. She's never successful.
GF: You're an idiot.
Me: Wow... I feel violated.
GF: It's not violated. You feel played.
Me: No, I feel violated.
GF: You're using that word in the wrong ( Read more... ) -
Kill Me Now...
It's already bad enough I'm stuck in Lafayette with NO television(not even local channels) and a shitty internet connection but my computer is constantly crashing on me and now I'm stuck watching my bad ass little cousin for the next two days. -
Why the hell...?
Why would you take the liberty to invite my girlfriend over and then kick her out f your room. I'm insulted that I even have to tell my sis what I feel because she, of all people, should be able to empathize on default. She hates having her boyfriends hang around for more than 2 hours but my girlfriend hangs around for 10+ hours and she doesn't bat ( Read more... ) -
I Wish I Was Perfect...
My mom wouldn't be so disappointed at me if I was perfect. -
Clearly, my eyes decieve me!
Someone tell me that I just imagined my mom barging into my room and ordering me to go to sleep. WTF?! When is she going to realize that I'm not a kid anymore? It's bad enough she's forcing me to go to college against my will but now she's still trying to tell me when to go to sleep?! Is she going to tell me when to take a shit next? That shit was ( Read more... ) -
Baby, did you forget to take your meds?
Okay, so I know I said I wasn't going to do pills anymore but I took a muscle relaxer (chlorzoxazone) and I actually kind of like it. At first, I felt a little lightheaded and numb, and then my stomach hurt in a way that a sadist would enjoy it. After all that, I'm just left with a slight drowsy feeling. It doesn't make me feel hungover like ( Read more... ) -
Oh crap...
My earbuds apparently have a short in it. The sound in the right one is momentarily dying until I wiggle the wire a bit. Seriously, ear buds are so freaking fragile and it seems like I have to get new ones every couple of months. In my defense, these ones lasted longer than my other ones(I had these for like 6+ months). I should start getting these ( Read more... ) -
Isn't That Annoying?
Ugh! Okay, I have a question. Does your family act like you HAVE to eat food just because there's some in the kitchen? That shit seriously annoys me. It's like, whenever my dad cooks some food then he's all like, "Food ready." or whatever. We're a really modern family. We don't do family dinners. We haven't had a "family dinner" since I was like 8 ( Read more... )