Damn, it's been a while since I've had tacos! Good shit, man, good shit! And a nice cold 40 oz. to wash it down, what could possibly make tha night better ( Read more... )

WHO DRANK THE LAST'A MY FANTA?! Someone's wantin' a smackdown! C'mon assholes, ya drink all my shit, leavin' nuthin' but THE MILK? DO YA NOT GET HOW TRAUMATIZIN' MY EXPERIENCES WITH MILK HAVE BEEN?! DO YA?! ORRRRYA~!

I need a fight. Who wants ta? Titties need not apply.

There'sa bounty on my head now. Guess this makes me even more famous! Met a guy at a bar the other night, I think his name was Spike, wanted ta turn me in or somethin' like that. Too bad I had other things ta deal with~ More important things. Why the cops are chasin' my tail when there are scumbags like that asshole bartender makin' little ( Read more... )

Who's got the most perfectly burnt piece of toast this side of *censored*? WHY, THE AWESOMELY AWESOME TASUKI, THAT'S WHO! No one can accuse me of having subpar toastin' skills. No one.

Last night's raid, freakin' awesome. Our haul was huge, 'nuff ta pay the delinquent electric bill and buy us a month's worth ammo (oh yeah, we also gave some ( Read more... )