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[first_donoharm]

"If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?"

Comments

[aviophobic]

I'm so screwed.

[first_donoharm]

Sure know how to make a man feel special, Lenore.

[aviophobic]

Would that be a bad time to use the old 'it's not you, it's me' line?

[first_donoharm]

I think I'd be willing to overlook the possible insult just this once.

[kirk_it]

Mmmmmorning.

[first_donoharm]

I think this time I'll blame the booze.

[kirk_it]

We should really stop meeting like this.

[first_donoharm]

For the sake of my sanity.

[fromheavencame]

Probably what day it was, because depending on that answer; I could either cuddle up against you to snooze longer or wake you up with a blow job or have to wake you up for work.

[first_donoharm]

Don't know which of those options I like better.

[fromheavencame]

Getting you up for work?

[setphasersto]

Is this real life?

[first_donoharm]

I-- Uh-- last I checked?

[setphasersto]

Okay, just making sure we're on the same page. Good morning, then.

[first_donoharm]

Mornin'. You have as bad a hangover as me?

[miraromaine]

Again?

Oops?

[first_donoharm]

Erm. Coffee?

[miraromaine]

Please.

At least we don't have a mission today.

[first_donoharm]

*gets up and is very relieved to notice he still has clothes on* Small blessings.

I didn't... We didn't...?