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[firstoutfirstup]

Mum's clipped out that piece of shite poem from Witch Weekly and stuck it on the ceral cupboard in the kitchen so she knew tha tall of us would see it. I don't know what this Lucy McGee saw, but we certainly looking 'sad as can be'. Yeah- it was a little disappointing that Ireland didn't win, but the match was AMAZING! I think Lils might have been

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[lowexpectation]

We certainly did.

[firstoutfirstup]

Yes.

[with_bite]

I now have two reasons why I'd rather we'd won. The first is for the win in itself, obviously. The second is because then that shite poem would have never been written. Not that you or the rest of your family were the shite thing about it, of course.

[firstoutfirstup]

At least we can laugh about the poem, yeah?

[smithami]

You mean you didn't burst into tears and clutch each other for support? She should have added that in. A little extrapolation never hurt anyone.

[firstoutfirstup]

Albus did, but we couldn't be bothered to console him. I think Gwenog would have volunteered, though!

[smithami]

Gwenog? Who is she?

[firstoutfirstup]

GWENOG JONES! Amity Amith, have you not heard of Gwenog Jones!?

[devilandsea]

What's all this about a poem, then? I didn't know you read Witch Weekly, James.

[lowexpectation]

He does. Religiously.

[devilandsea]

HAHAHA. Is he trying to understand women or training to become a housewife?

[lowexpectation]

I think he wants to wear pearls and be domesticated. Pretty girls wear pearls.

[weasled]

Maybe she was looking at Albus when he got grievously injured by Gwenog.

[firstoutfirstup]

That was BRILLIANT, wasn't it!?

[with_bite]

No it wasn't! It was his eye! He could have got badly hurt!

[with_bite]

You lot enjoy making fun of Albus far too much.