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To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject: (None)

Bea,

You might want to keep a close eye on your girlfriend. Don't let her out of your sight.

All the best,

Christophe

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To: starscream@sectorseven.com
From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
Subject: (None)

Excuse me? What the hell is that supposed to mean, Chris? If anything happens to Sam, so help me there will be hell to pay.

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To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject: (None)

You know Cael can't keep his mouth shut. If you don't want to find your girlfriend in pieces somewhere, I'd keep an eye on her. It's a warning, not a threat. I thought you'd know the difference between the two.

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To: starscream@sectorseven.com
From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
Subject: (None)

Tch, you're the traitor. Gotta take everything you say with a grain of salt. And tell Cael that if he doesn't want me to be wearing those koalas, that he'll stay the hell away from my boyfriend.

And, regardless of your douchebaggery in the manner...thanks for the heads up.

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To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject: (None)

Well-spotted. You're as sharp as ever.

And of course I would lie about something like that. Why keep you on your toes, after all, when you could live on, blissfully ignorant?

How incredibly stupid of me. I'll think twice before I warn you next time.

At present, I'd do anything to spite Cael. Damn koala...