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Missing in Action
Since Megatron has yet to resurface, as your second in command, I now declare myself as temporary leader of the Decepticons.
You'd all do well to respect that. -
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To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject: The end is nigh
Bea,
Quick question. Do you think the grass will be greener on the other side of the hill?
All the best,
Christophe -
Certain People
I would like to add Bernard Thane to the list of people to be castrated, gutted, and paraded around.
Whether or not I find any other takers, it's bound to happen if he doesn't leave me the hell alone. -
E-Mail
To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject: (None)
Bea,
You might want to keep a close eye on your girlfriend. Don't let her out of your sight.
All the best,
Christophe -
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To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject: Cheers!
Bea,
I've taken your advice and have decided to make a few changes in regard to my wardrobe and personal appearance. If you don't believe me, I have proof. I eagerly await your reaction to these drastic changes. And look, I even socialized in them.
All the best,
Christophe
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E-Mail
To: OptimusPrime@sectorseven.com
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
Subject:
Orion,
If you are still adamant about bringing the Decepticons back under Sector Seven's jurisdiction, then I ask you to meet me behind the Milnes Observatory at midnight this upcoming Saturday. Granted, I have given you little reason to trust me thus far, but you seem to be a ( Read more... ) -
-Email-
To: decepticons@nexus-1.org
From: starscream@nexus-1.org
Subject:
While I thought keeping you all oblivious to my recent acquisitions would insure their safety, I can see I was sadly mistaken.
The chances of me misplacing any of my property are slim to none, so I can only assume that one of you has them.
It isn't funny.
Give them back, NOW!
If I have ( Read more... ) -
Edit:
Edit:: Made a few small changes on profile under "personality" and "weaknesses."
7/22/08 -- Made a few small changes under the same categories.
7/28/08 -- Chris finally comes to terms with his sexuality and is thrilled that he can no longer be teased about it. -
Do Not Disturb
I will be unavailable for the next few hours. Do not disturb me unless it is urgent.
I am doing something important that will probably take all night.
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At least I got what I wanted from that hillbilly... That, combined with the trip to the mall a few days ago.
Got every game I wanted.
As I haven't purchased a new video game in awhile, having so many ( Read more... ) -
English...
There are multiple reasons I prefer French to English. However, I think I'll focus on one for now...
Native English speakers cannot speak their own language.
And despite the fact I may have an accent, I feel like my grasp of the language at the very least, far surpasses the individual's I spoke with today. God knows what hillbilly hole the wretch ( Read more... )
