Alright. Who was it? Own up, own up, I'll have none of this initials nonsense. I don't believe I know any S. A.s, but then again my memory can be quite horrid at times. It's rather a nice gift, you know, and I'm a little surprised anybody went all out for me. I'd just like to know since I made people's gifts this year, and if you were one of ( Read more... )

OH MERLIN HAVEN'T DONE ANY SHOPPING I AM DOOMED THE END.

Do I dare the Alley at this point in the holiday season?

Who votes that we push the 25th to the 26th and pretend that makes sense? I do!

...should I...attempt to make people's gifts? I think I just got a chill and all my windows are closed.

This does not bode well. But, blimey, this'll ( Read more... )

What, ho!

I'll spare you lot the It's been a while speech as I was obviously away for a bit. I have legitimate reasons, such as being busy playing quidditch, and yes, that does constitute as work as I do make my living this way. It's not my fault other people have stuffed up jobs and get stuck behind desks on which sit stuffed up computers that ( Read more... )

I am Best Man. Me. Not anybody else. I say so.

Deanery sounds good.

Padma, you're coming back NOW.

That is all.

Bollocks to you all. I'm going off to Botswana to become a Muggle circus mime.

And I am not dignifying any of this crock with replies.

...

I hate you all.

Can I be best man? Come on, Perce! I can't very well be the Maid of Honour, now can I?

...

Don't even think about it.

I'm back at the manor. Thanks to my mates for not leaving me for dead that night, specially to Dean for his hospitality. I still plan on getting those wankers back; I'll know their stench anywhere. Seems those blokes don't know the meaning of a bath. I was hoping my brother would pick me up but it seems he no longer loves me. Woe! But my head ( Read more... )

I'm feeling better today. Blimey, has this week been interesting, and it's only Wednesday! I think I'll go and try to make breakfast-that-really-is-lunch, only with breakfast food stuffs. Dean's already gone to work and there're all those shiny pots and pans calling to me. "Ron! Ron! Use me! I want to be covered in olive oil and pancake ( Read more... )

I had Dad owl me this box I used to keep stuff in when I was a child, mainly because I was bored and I wanted to play with think up new strategies with my old Quidditch action figures.

I found this near the bottom of my treasures. Not bad for a first spell, eh ( Read more... )

This is me barricading my door. Well, Dean's door.

SOMEBODY COME OVER AND MAKE THE BAD BLONDE MAN STAY AWAY.