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LoudTweet RIP
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SynchroniciTwi
- 06:19 You can't plant eggs and get egg trees. You mostly just get nasty smelling mud later that day when you step on it. #
- 13:22 What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her mouth are retarded. #
- 14:25 Oh shit I fucked up the last joke. I meant to say 'Only some of the things that ( Read more... )
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SynchroniciTwi
- 06:19 You can't plant eggs and get egg trees. You mostly just get nasty smelling mud later that day when you step on it. #
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SynchroniciTwi
- 08:15 It's no secret that your friends secretly hate you They're making fun of you behind your back and having sex with your girlfriend right now. #
- 08:16 @ unencumbered13 The internet says 'mine' or a 'babies'. My roommate says I should try it cause it won't hurt, I call bullshit. And I'm right #
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SynchroniciTwi
- 09:18 When intoxicated, Silenus was said to possess special knowledge and the power of prophecy. #
- 10:47 @ unencumbered13 I just noticed this was you. Scary interweb stalker mommy... #
- 13:53 The woman has been diagnosed with an incurable genetic condition called trimethylaminuria, or fish malodour syndrome... #
- 15:09 Thereis this crazy yellow shit ( Read more... )
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SynchroniciTwi
- 14:33 The strain of Ebola which broke out in Zaire has one of the highest case fatality rates of any human pathogenic virus, roughly 90%. #
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SynchroniciTwi
- 07:42 "Their main defense is basically hanging around, looking like a twig," Brock said. "It will even sway in the wind." #
- 15:43 Today, over 99% of all cultivated potatoes worldwide are descendants of a subspecies indigenous to south-central Chile. #
