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• 10:52 Look at me I'M ON THE INTERNETS LOOK AT MY LIFE IT'S SO COOL I'M HAVIGN SEX WITH BRAD PITT AND ANGERLINA!!! VIAGRA. #
• 11:43 Wealthy white people tend to vote Republican. #

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Yikes - have I mentioned that I need a new job latly? Now that I actually have to work all the damn time (For less money even!) I don't have the time to dick around and read mah blogs and more importantly WRITE IN MY OWN DAMN BLOG. Oh wells. I had no idea as many people read it as I did until I stopped updating. (Thats like...7 people now. woo. ( Read more... )

• 09:12 I can't wait to go see Beverly Hill Chihuahua. After that I can die a happy man. #
• 14:06 A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a maize or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling. #
• 14:42 God damn Lotus and his worthless Notes. (Has anyone ever tried to support a product they have never used? It sucks balls.) #

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P.S. Someone send me a buncha money so I can buy booze and stuff for myschievia.

So I've been beyond sick these last three or four days. Still making myself go to work but it sucks ass, everything hurts, I'm full of fatigue, my throat is nothing but pain, my lungs are full of liquid candy, and last night I even had a certified fever. This sucks. I've done nothing but lay down and watch TV and feel horrible and chug Nyquil. I ( Read more... )

• 11:37 Again we must refer to the scientific phenomenon called People Making Up Bullshit. #

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• 15:31 Everyone vote for McCain just so we can see how bad things can get! It'll be awesome! I wanna fuck Palin anally till she bleeds as well. #

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I came across This whilst looking for something else. You might want it.

Woo cartoons!