I just hope you can understand...

[fish_squish_now]

I love hobos now and I want to marry some. Real hobos who ride the rails and drink out of paper bags! I think girl hobos would be cutest, but if you can find me any decent hobo I will give love a chance

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[shoebandit]

*tackles* It's been a loooooooooooooong time!

I feed hobos when I get the chance...probably why I'm so skinny. ^^

[fish_squish_now]

I'm not very good at keeping in touch; I'm sorry. I've been busy doing odd things like walking around underneath bridges by myself at night, trying to figure out how to ride a bike, working 13 hour days, going to school, living with people from Craigslist, etc.

No, real hobos. Not just bums haha. Big difference! I have a sort of hobo boyfriend. Only I don't think I'm his only lady and he hitches rides on metro and he's always really confused. He gives us presents like socks, fake jewelry, poems, strange stuffed animals, keychains, etc. Very romantic. And he has a good hobo beard and stuff.

[fish_squish_now]

Oh, and by the way I am likely to respond to emails or text messages.

Also, what have you been up to?! Need to know these things.

[shoebandit]

I must be educated properly in the differences between real hobos and bums then! *goes to look stuff up*