People aren't weird enough for me.

Let's vomit all over each other.

I really really like these people.

People my age are all gross and/or don't like to have fun.

I want to ask this guy who's like 70 to hang out, but I haven't because it's awkward.

I think that if someone decides to jump off the Aurora Bridge, they are pretty serious about hating life because it's pretty breathtaking and stuff. Walking over that bridge, I mean.

Everyone is gross!

I did turn my phone back on. I guess I am going to deal with people sometimes now.

It's not that I dislike drinking, but I like doing things BESIDES drinking. There's just so many other interesting (free) things to do.

Manufacture.

Diagnostic.

Tremulous.

Defenestration.

Quaint.

I love hobos now and I want to marry some. Real hobos who ride the rails and drink out of paper bags! I think girl hobos would be cutest, but if you can find me any decent hobo I will give love a chance ( Read more... )

I am only attracted to people my age who act like crotchety old men. Not senile, although that's pretty cute I admit. And most definitely not crazy. Just crotchety.

(Also! I like the secretly benevolent type of crotchety old man. I do not like jerkfaces! You don't understand, you don't understand...)