If anyone wants to contact me, my contacts have been the same for the past six years, but I will put them out here again:

abbyfico at gmail.com
360-265-2931

I was not previously aware of the fact that bees will come and eat chunks of hamburger until this get together tonight. (I ate mushrooms that they made just for me, which was really amazing of them.)

Adult angst!!!

The people upstairs having sex sound kind of like robots!

I don't want to go to Kitsap today. As much as I force myself to be excited, I'm really not. There's nothing there anymore. My future husband doesn't even live there, because I can't imagine anyone else in Kitsap loving mushrooms and actually liking Slaughterhouse-five, but not being a total psycho.

I love middle aged gay couples holding hands! It makes me get all melty inside to see kind of average looking guys just holding hands like it's no big deal. It's one of my favorite things ever, and I am not even making that up.

Why do guys like meat loaf so much?

My man friends, a lesbian I work with, and my macro professor. Masculine individuals just can't get enough meatloaf. I don't even know what goes in a meat loaf.

My secret crush outside of my work being super adorable:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c306/fishsquishnow/bob.jpg

Did I say he was cute?

This IS NOT a story about me, but a story I deeply relate to. Sunday, May 18th in "Last Days."

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=583118

This shit is so real, and most people don't even realize that.

I am a visual learner and I hate audiobooks. I better find this hilarious in a couple weeks, because right now I feel like crying in a public area.