Stole a moment on the computers they provide for us poor benighted prisoners. I get all sorts of perks in here, Nobody wants to fuck with me because I'm crazy. This one dude thought he would get in my face and I bit his nose off. This place is a nice vacation, but I want out ( Read more... )

So, the Cookie Fairie called the Frat house wanting to arrange a meeting with me. From what she said, she has a few things to get off her chest. I hope its' her clothing. Either way, I'll be mostly alone with her, in a place of her choosing. That was her one catch, it couldn't be at the Frat house. My one catch was that she couldn't bring her ( Read more... )

One day, I may even steal her...heart. Yeah, her heart. No plans to steal her whatsoever...not even for the Boss' Christmas surprise...*hums Christmas songs*

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Itachi-mun got shot last night, and I'm about ready to go bust heads in. I just wish I knew who did it. Poor little Cookie Fairie (or is it fairy? Whatever) heard the news and went and cried on her bed. I wanted to give her a big hug and tell her it would all turn out okay, but I doubt her cousin would like me coming in the window. Besides, I ( Read more... )

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Okay, so I'm supposed to write the days events in here, hrm? Well, my life is kind of suck-ass, my fish Rutabegah died in a mysterious accident which involved freezing to death, my roommate has been a massive jerkoff lately, and I hate work. I am sick of seeing little happy fishies go off to homes with little kids who poke the water and starve ( Read more... )

What do people put in these things anyway?