Why doesn't somebody market clean underwear at truck stops?

Does anyone have the original text description of the Irrelephant or the Elephino?

I still have "Code Monkey" in my head.
Someone send me another song!

-just 'cause i thought you'd like to know.

Not helen99's ring, unfortunately. (also cleaned bathrooms last night where it might have been found ( Read more... )

Happy happy faekitty!

Brain weasel duly stomped for today.
Only time will tell if it actually helped.

rewrite We Didn't Start the Fire

I'm just not sure i want to depress myself so badly re-reading the last few decades' worth of headlines...

i started out this morning thinking it was 7/23.
I've heard of missing time, but that's ridiculous..

Edit: It doesn't help that one of my co-workers is answering the phone with "good afternoon" already..

i'm looking for the song that had a guy (in the background) muttering stuff like ( Read more... )

( I has a cucumber! )

(best sung with full brass accompaniment to the tune of some march or other)

Be kind to your web-footed friends,
For a duck may be somebody's mother.
Be kind to your friends in the Swamp,
Where the weather is always damp.
You may think that this is the end;
Well it is.

and for completeness' sake:
( good or evil )