second step up.

[fivetongued]

[the sound of various suitcases being kicked, shoved, and otherwise abused can be heard in the background]

Where the fuck did all this shit come from? And why is it right next to MY room--?!

I can barely get down the hall halfway before I run into all this crap! There's no way there are this many people on this piece-of-junk ship -- and even if

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[pimp_hat]

Guess dey like to keep da trash near da rest of da trash on dis ship.

[fivetongued]

Oh, how very flattering of you! I think I'll add you to my list of peoples' faces to beat in, thanks for volunteering yourself.

[pimp_hat]

What can I say? I guess I just be a charmah.

[fivetongued]

Pshhh. Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

seriously, she'll kill you and eat you. xD

[hylian_courage]

...you might not want to throw things at the Stewardess.

OH YEAH?!??? :|

[fivetongued]

Ha! She's just a woman, what can she do? It's her fault there's crap lying around all over the place as it is.

[fivetongued]

Really.

I'd love to see you try, bitch.

[psychoticracer]

Don't you have a stunning vocabulary~

Word of advice, newcomer - if you go trying to kill a crewmember, make it over something worthwhile. Redd punishes extra special for that, it'd be a bloody shame to spend several hours dying in screaming agony over a pair of chopsticks. You know, inconvenient.

[fivetongued]

Punishes? What is this, some sorta girlie camp for pansy-asses? I'll kill whoever the hell I like and I'll get away with it. Who do you think I am, anyway? Chhh.

He likes Nnoitra~

[psychoticracer]

Oooh, that's what they'd like it to be, I'm sure. They try hard enough to de-fang us.

You'll kill whomever you like, I'm sure. But you won't get away with it. Captain can teleport you into bondage or the brig, you get three days for murder. Which really, IS little more than an annoyance, but considering whomever you kill comes back after a day? Pick your targets and make 'em worth it. Unless you really like cooling your heels.

Wouldn't know who you are, you haven't introduced yourself, rookie.

Wow, first person EVER!

[fivetongued]

Fuck, I was hoping you were gonna deny that bullshit. So they really wanna shut us down using cheap-ass tactics like that? What a fucking gyp. I oughtta put 'em in their place.

[Nnoitra scowls]

People... wait, what? They come BACK when they die? Oh. Oh no, come on! Ugh!

[the sound of something breaking can be heard clearly in the background]

...ghh. Name's Nnoitra Jiruga. Don't call me rookie, I'll rip your face off.

[shadesofeco]

How about you get it yourself.

[fivetongued]

How about you go fuck yourself?~

[shadesofeco]

Your loss when the Stewardess crams that ramen up your ass.

[fivetongued]

Ha! Like that'd happen. That bitch can't lay a finger on me.

[youdbettertip]

[The shampoo bottle does not hit the Stewardess. It simply disappears in midair. The Stewardess halts her vacuuming spree, turns and walks up to Nnoitra and proceeds to vacuum him roughly. It's completely impersonal.]

My Captain says we might have dinner some time.

[The next time Nnoitra blinks, she is gone. Everything in his room is now hermetically sealed in saranwrap, including the pillows, the mattress, the lightbulbs and his comm.]

/ROFLMAO

[fivetongued]

H-hey, what the f-- WHAT HEY HEY CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU DIRTY LIT--

[awkward pause, as the stewardess is suddenly and copiously absent]

Where'd... what. The hell.

...

Bitch.