How d'ya think I'm doing with Nnoitra? Here's the place to dump all you comments, criticisms, and whatnot should you feel the need to do so. Everything and anything you feel the need to tell me outside of personal issues can be dropped off right here.

Don't be shy, I promise I won't bite -- and I'll take whatever you have to say into genuine account ( Read more... )

Sheesh. Talk about a load of ridiculous bullshit. You sons of bitches gotta run around like whiny l'il three-year-olds just 'cause some nasty bitch took it upon herself to beat the living shit out of a few of you? Get a life, it ain't that bad -- I've killed ten times more people than this whore in five minutes and no one fuckin' flipped out like ( Read more... )

[The sound of a localized explosion transfers over the communicators, riddled with static and Nnoitra's voice spewing obscenities in the background.]

SON OF A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE!

Neliel, you, y-you... you dirty whore, I wish you'd never been fucking born! Ughh!

[A pause, as he realizes that he left his communicator on.]

... don't you ( Read more... )

Che. So we're back on the oh-so lovely pile of failure, and without all the hot island broads. You dipshits here seem to like torturing me, eh? At least I got to fuck one before they kicked me out of the damn whorehouse. We'd pro'lly be better off not even getting vacations, for all the wanting the memories'll bring. Fuck. I'm gonna be wishing I ( Read more... )

Shit. And here I thought this whole giant explosion thing was gonna make things worse.

Maybe I'll have to do some blowing-things-up myself next time, if this is where it lands us. I mean, c'mon! It's warm and comfortable and not completely fucked up like back on board, and everything's free.

Everything.

Even the drugs. And the whores. Fuck, they ( Read more... )

Glrf--!

[the sound of choking and startled splashing transmits faintly over the communicator]

G-guh. Wh... what...

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS.

WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO-- T-TO--

[cough]

-- DUMP ME IN THIS HELLHOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SH--

?!

...

[a faint rumbling can be heard in the distance]

Did... did something just blow up?

[the sound of various suitcases being kicked, shoved, and otherwise abused can be heard in the background]

Where the fuck did all this shit come from? And why is it right next to MY room--?!

I can barely get down the hall halfway before I run into all this crap! There's no way there are this many people on this piece-of-junk ship -- and even if ( Read more... )

H-hnn... gk.

The fuck. What. What.

I WAS GONNA KILL THAT BITCH.

Where the hell did the damn desert go?! And that shinigami, he-- but-- did the world just up and... and poof on me or some shit? Water does NOT equal sand, if this is some idiotic dream of mine--

[ cue sound of Nnoitra slapping himself across the face. ]

That ain't fucking possible. And ( Read more... )