fifth step up.

[fivetongued]

Che. So we're back on the oh-so lovely pile of failure, and without all the hot island broads. You dipshits here seem to like torturing me, eh? At least I got to fuck one before they kicked me out of the damn whorehouse. We'd pro'lly be better off not even getting vacations, for all the wanting the memories'll bring. Fuck. I'm gonna be wishing I

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[electronichound]

Are you a ray of sunshine.

[fivetongued]

Oh yes. Completely.

[psychoticracer]

No no, you're supposed to encourage them to fuck with you so that you have a reason to slice them open~

[fivetongued]

Oh? Well. I'm doing it my way. 'Cause see, I really don't need a reason to maim weaklings; they're just askin' for it by fucking existing. Y'know?

[psychoticracer]

[LOL]

That makes you a busy man, then. Sure you've got time for all that maiming?

[fivetongued]

Yeah, mosta the time. Nothin' better to do 'round here anyway~

[chevyskates]

Well damn, ain't you the nicest guy I ever met.

[fivetongued]

Aww, thanks, sweetie! 'Preciate the compliment.

[snicker]

[chevyskates]

Yeeeah. Def'nitely the nicest guy I ever met. Next thing you'll be sayin' ya shit rainbows.

[fivetongued]

If ya want me to, honey, I'll see what I can do. Of course, that's assumin' you let me fuck you up~