I have become an addict to Craigslist. I go on there and look at apartments all over the world and all that jazz. So tonight I stumpled upon a gay jewish couple willing to pay a nice jewish gal 20.000 to have their baby. So I did the math, and it's only about $2.98/hour. You have to be fucking kidding me right? 24 hours in a day, I used 31 days ( Read more... )

You are on notice. The next time, hell hath no fury like a woman shoved/treated like not as worthy a person ( Read more... )

Lance Bass has come out of the closet. And as such, we are forced to hear all about when all we really want is to hear what's going on in the world. I'm faily sure that something more important happened yesterday than a washed up boy band member announcing his love for the man bits. Why is someone's sexuality news anyway? Especially Lance Bass ( Read more... )

Topping the list of things I hate as of today are attention whores. Now I admit, I have my own attention whorish tendacies, but some people take it to new extremes. I have, for several months now, been highly annoyed with a family member who is wantonly displaying these characteristics. It started when she announced her divorce on the same ( Read more... )

It has come to my notice that the last few times I have updated, I was quite drunk. I would just like to drop this non drunk line and say, see, sometimes I am sober.

Am pretty much raginly drunk. It's good times.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! who came up to hsi table? Not me! who ca ecup to my tABLE
? that's right, him.

Fuck you alex@

I think it's possible my friends are trying to drive me to suicide.

I think I'm going to vomit.

Guinness

(100% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine)


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