Some guy losing his temper on a worker at Best Buy because...they didn't have any Wiis ( Read more... )

We totally got hit with shoplifters tonight. I heard one asking the other where the vanilla candle she likes was located. So I, being the good little customer service person I am, piped in and lead them over and took 1 out of the freshly stocked wall so she could smell it. I then went back to work after a few seconds of chit chat about the ( Read more... )

Every so often people of such low intelligence come into my store that I am amazed that they were able to handle opening the doors to get in. Though, in this case, I didn't see the person come in, so maybe someone held the door for her. I'd say it's highly probable given what I suspect her IQ is ( Read more... )

I was trying to take a quiz to find out if I'm Emo or not. It wouldn't load my results. Now we'll never know. I'm tramatized.

I'm going to my room to listen to some Fallout Boy and paint my nails black while perfecting my eyeliner technique.

Excuse me...

I love it when men talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot because I'm female. It's fucking brilliant.

Oh my god. I'm sitting here cooking my lunch and watching some TV and bam! I see a commercial on the television that bugs the shit out of me. Now, granted, I'm not exactly, um, the socioeconomic group that Safe Auto (discount car insurance company)is playing to, but, still, it's the principle of the matter. This guy is talking about how he didn ( Read more... )

I think I should be given the right to write tickets. So, as a warning to that bitch you felt it her god given right to park in the fucking alley, right in the middle so that there was no way the people who you know, LIVE in the building off the alley could get to the parking spots on the other side of the street, watch out. You will be my first ( Read more... )

Today at nine I get a snarky email informing me that I filled out the wrong enrollment form for the state's 401K program. The sender deigns to send me the correct copy as an attachment. I debated replying with an equally snarky email informing the sender that I filled out the form that he himself had mailed to me last week. Jackass ( Read more... )

Have you watched Pushing Daisies? You should.

When you are standing in the middle of a busy intersection while cars are trying to get by, stop and think. Are all 6 of the people honking at me racists? Or are they all pissed because I'm standing in the middle of the intersection yelling at your friend on the curb? Being a member of a minority ethnicity does not give you a greencard to act ( Read more... )