There was this old man that used to walk around nevada city singing happy birthday. He would do it everyday, all day, and it was very uncommon that he was seen doing anything else. He would sing happy birthday to people as he passed them infront of the store. Like, "happy birthday grandpa walking the kids to safeway.." and so on. It was universally ( Read more... )

Just these weird people with their fucking expressions, I swear. They like perfectly round things and whooshy blue lines and looking hot and stuff like that. God I wish I had an interesting life. I wonder if it's interesting to people that I fascinate myself with people's little porcesses and creativities and so on. Like. How long can I really talk ( Read more... )

It's comming! School will be this morning, and I have no idea what classes I'm taking! It's going to rule! See, the thing is, I am so happy with the way my grades turned out last term. I really didn't want to drop Mr. Dayley's class. I have no idea why I paniced. I guess I just felt depressed and unoccupied. Oh, hell. Friends, I'm sorry it takes me ( Read more... )

The Chapped book ( Read more... )

From a bedazzled fan named Milo Mc. Twitches ( Read more... )

I have to go to the beach house for thanks giving. I really don't like Washington Beaches. I like my lady bug tent, but I do believe the cold may freeze, dehydrate, and possibly fossilize my penis. I would rather go there when it's not rain season. I don't care to watch stupid Sadie chase seaguls in the weedy green water when the sandy wind is wet ( Read more... )

My hair is Plentiful
and Careful
And oh-so-scareful
My hair grows
From my toes and nose
Long as the black veins on my head
There I shouldn't find pumpkins
But oil and wires instead

Political poetry sucks!!! It's hard work! You can't make it good! Don't write it ( Read more... )

"When you are done writing the work, bringing it to the public successfully, even being praised, you wake up one morning and say to yourself, 'They're still dead,' and that's really the most profound reaction there is," -Raul Hilberg, Halocaust historian.

I use my computer to talk to furries. Which is a bizarre habit, but one that ends up in a lot of fun. I'm afraid there isn't much else I use my computer for. It's unfortunate that my modem driver has ceased to be ( Read more... )