why does she look like she's holding in her fart?


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"I'm sorry if Glitter only sold 3 million albums - some people never do that in their entire career. "

you tell them, girl.

Psychopath test ( Read more... )

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i love scarlett johansson but i love such pictures more. :)


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i wonder if anyone remembers that there was actually a fifth teenage mutant ninja turtle. and a female one some more.

everyone meet venus de milo


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Isn't it great that Reichen Lehmkhul (of Amazing Race fame) has dumped that sea bass-looking Lance Bass for this way hotter guy? His name is Ryan Barry - a personal trainer slash fitness model. (aren't they all?)

The world is pretty again.


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我問為什麼　那女孩傳簡訊給我
而你為什麼　不解釋　低著頭沉默
不該相信你很愛我　不願意敷衍我
還是明白你已不想挽回什麼

自尊常常將人拖著 把愛都走曲折

我懷念的是無話不說　我懷念的是一起做夢
我懷念的是爭吵以後　還是想要愛你的衝動
我記得那年生日　也記得那一首歌
記得那片星空　最緊的右手　最暖的胸口
(誰記得)　誰忘了

我放手　我讓座　假灑脫　誰懂我多麼不捨得
太愛了　所以我　沒有哭　沒有說

watched titoudao on sunday.

- no red carpet. bleah.
- teo ser luck is our future president.
- saw my ex-lecturer dr. kk seet, who is a minor celebrity now thanks to the arena. he's still wearing his balinese shirts.
- didn't drink a sip of wine. not feeling well la.
- my boss was actually funkier than all of us.
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everyone knows i'm a big fan of this local singer and she was in the office yesterday for a photo shoot. i decided, rather unprofessionally but secretly, to ask her for a picture together.

she: "SURE!"

*looks over to manager*

manager: "对不起, 不方便."

me: "你去吃大便!"

which was really what i should have said, instead i mouthed a pathetic, "no problem