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I have found my favorite sequence of images ever.

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I'm teaching my mom's African Grey how to do Tuvan throat singing.
I decided I want to learn how to play the harmonica but I can't find mine (it was a 15 dollar harmonica that I got around 9 years ago...)
Anybody have a reccomendation for a good mp3 cd player? I bet you don't. Assholes!

I think it would be cool go out somewhere in the middle of nowhere with farmable land and live alone for a while and just learn how to grow my own food. All I'd bring is maybe a guitar and enough books and whiskey and beer to last me the whole time. During the day I'd work the land and at night I'd read and expand my mind, then shrink it back down ( Read more... )

I am training myself to write with my left hand ( Read more... )

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Once a year, in the early days of July, we are given an opportunity to celebrate. My birthday. Fuck the 4th, what's everybody doing on the 7th? Call off work, assholes!

Always be drunk ( Read more... )

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I'm in a crazy mood right now and I feel it's worth updating about. The mood is: great, but also emo as shit ( Read more... )