If I were someone who really wanted to see my balls, I would put a hidden camera in a floor fan.

Things I want to get:
A goblet or chalice
a beer stein

Things I am closer to getting:
a license
bigger man-boobs

I have been doin a whole helluva lot of nothing these past few days...I'm reading Alan Moore's The Watchmen. So far it's pretty good. I've also been...buying some books from amazon.com and...watching a lot of Mythbusters. Goddamn summer is exciting! If I had somewhere to do it I would arrange a 40 tasting. All kinds of 40s would be acquired and ( Read more... )

Summer! I finally finished my first year of coll3ge. I think I may have pulled off straight A's again. That would be pretty fly. Well today is the first day of summer break and I already have my goals set. Some of them I will only put half of an ass toward achieving (getting a job), others I will dedicate my full ass. Those goals will surely be ( Read more... )

( Gods walk the earth )

I should be studying for a test. I have a paper due tomorrow. I don't want to do any of that. I wanna get my bone on. I wanna make zombie movies. I wanna make movies. I wanna ride my bike. I wanna go out with my boys, put things inside girls, have fun ( Read more... )

Dopesmoker is on the Broken Flowers soundtrack!

I've been listening to a lot of Doomriders recently. I think I should dedicate the rest of my life to drawing Death riding around on black steeds ( Read more... )

This angers me
http://www.ur.umn.edu/FMPro?-db=releases&-lay=web&-format=umnnewsreleases/releasesdetail.html&ID=2816&-Find

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Man I love coffee. If I ever want to commit suicide I'll just drink a gallon of coffee and ride a bike or fuckin...row a boat until I collapse and die.

I miss Rob! and Brian! And a bunch of other faggots that I love. I'm hella pumped to crush Iowa. I'm going to take a dump on Chris' bed. Man that's gonna be fun.

<3 to all my brothas