anyone who wants to see an example of why I love life, the world, and the people that fill them ( Read more... )

A wise man with a guitar told us ( Read more... )

i recall mark saying something in this medium about caffeine being bad ( Read more... )

its fall's balls outside ( Read more... )

motherfucker of a bio test this afternoon ( Read more... )

Wide. Powerful.
Peanut-shaped.
Not very quick,
but nonetheless formidable.

They've won many a war,
my spacebar masters,
my beat snappers,
my signals of approval.

One does not bend back
as far as the other
but I love them both,
my magnificent, glorious
attention-seeking, bold,
tremendous, and tantalizing
thumbs

i have no thoughts at the moment ( Read more... )

I really want to see Darjeeling Limited (Wes Anderson! Jason Schwartzman. Natalie Portman!)

and godbless iTunes for informing me of this fact
by providing a free short film previewy thingy of it

This is how my day went ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure our toilet flushing is the loudest thing in the world ( Read more... )