fuck stitches
i'm like an ape without an opposable thumb
yay mickey's grenades

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i'm moving to europe

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sooo...if anyone ever feels the urge to visit me, i'm gonna have like 53 extra rooms
we can have mad slumber parties and stay up late tellin manly stories
and in the mornin
i'm makin waffless

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the mullet is alive and well in chester, virginia

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weddings are good for one thing and one thing only:
free booze.
we cleaned em out

of course,
what do i know
i'm just a drinker