Wow. It's been a long ass time since I wrote last. In here atleast. I've been working, hangin out whenpossible, and doing alot of thinking. I wanna do things, be somebody and all that great shit. I just gotta work on not being so damned lazy all the time. I've been thinking alot about my father too. Sometimes I wish.. I just wish. I know that there ( Read more... )

Thats right I could rock all y'alls world in the sack. YEAH!

All I long for is one man... just one... to prove to me that you aren't all the same. That your love is more than just conditional. That I'm more to you all then just a good "now" woman. I want you all to stop telling me that you love me and you want to marry me and that I'm a great woman to be with when what you really mean is I'll marry a woman ( Read more... )

I have an interview today at a federal credit union downtown. I want to get the hell up out of MD but tonight was fun as hell. We had a yelling contest I lost horribly cuz I couldn't stop laughing. I wasn't laughing because we were yelling I was laughing at what they were yelling. Shawn yelled, "I WANNA FUCK THE SHAKE MACHINE. OH YEAH!!!!!" Then ( Read more... )

So I get into work today and they tell me that Ansu won't be coming in tonight (he's supposed to work last night tonight and tomorrow night.) I asked why and bobby said, "he was in a really bad accident and is in critical condition." I felt so sad. I mean this guy I liked and who liked me was in critical condition. Then I was like, "how did you ( Read more... )

You people suck ass. No one updates any more. So as a result of you guys succking big butt (no not mine) I shall stick my tongue out at all of you. :P

DO WHAT THE ICON SAYS AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT! Except maybe the cheese fairy.

So it turns out that I didn't even have to work my mojo on the new guy (Ansu). But I kinda don't want him. He appearently thinks that I'll sleep with him two days after meeting him. But maybe that was just a crappy first impression. I will say this for him, he is the first black man that hasn't tried to swallow my face when I kiss him. The weird ( Read more... )

If you had a frog that wore a top hat and had a cane... What would you name his wife?

The title is for Cleatis. I really have nothing to report. Oh wait yes I do. I got my manager Dan to "dance like Beyonce". It was the funniest shit I have ever seen. But yeah I should go for now.