freak deez nutz

[flamicidal]

haiku jam
tom sarah and neil
will take you out, fool!!

more to life than this
i sleep until one p.m.
and than off to work

computer sucks drive
i shouldn't be here with this screen
zombiefied for life
haven't checked my mail
or updated my own page
so don't look, stinky

down town sonora
hard core punkx ruin my life
now i carry a knife

Comments

[hatchetface]

please, tom, no knife, dig?
it's like i said on the phone:
brass knuckles all the way

LCBroadcasting

[anonymous]

hardcore punks don't know
deez, they can't get close to deez
tell 'em not to front

ozzy brings a wrath
they could still wear ozzy's boots
pushed in that ass

no shame in his game;
ozzy will not hesitate.
deficate on mics

these punks ain't ready
to take it back to ozzfest
stick with limp biscuits

[kevisimo]

"the slim shady haiku"

listen up im sick
of this shit like slim shady
im so sick of him
so you poser-ass punks
all better shut the fuck up
youre runnin your mouths
about whos most punk
cuz you have liberty spikes
mos def will punk you
pick up a cause kids
like a bad case of the ska
but youre all skinheads
cuz youre all white trash
like eminems a cracker
mos def is blacker
and you all smoke crack
and i have no idea
what the fuck that was...

a bunch of haikus
for the homies in my crew
from sonora... peace... *

[kevisimo]

summer vacation
was so fuckin cool you guys
cuz of warped tour
where i saw bands like
(insert shitty bands names here)
theyre so good live dude
that guy kool keith
he sucked cuz hes some rapper
and he was like black
i yelled out "rap sucks!"
and then he yelled at me in
ebonics and shit
im glad im not black
otherwise id have to like
rap music you know???
i just wish i could
have gone to the concert where
blink played... they kick ass!!!

lcbroadcasting

[kevisimo]

when does hate seem right?
when limp biscuit breaks your shit?
people gotta do
so let people learn
that chuggin the hateorade
is like biting bricks
you loose your teeth, foo'
in the meantime learn this shit
jesus.com saves

_______________

yea, i'm passin out
prozac & paxil but damn
zoloft runnin low
encapsulating
my pharmaceutical dreams
i want to sleep now

your freindly neighbor hood little coyote

Re: lcbroadcasting

[kevisimo]

jesus saves because
he always picks up lost change
to put in the bank

Re: lcbroadcasting

[hatchetface]

haiku genius bomb
will both of you marry me?
we'll move to utah