Guest Haiku: Elex: Written just after the one below.

It's made from Radish
Life is processed through a cow
Mix it with soy sauce.

"blood curdling scream"
richard comments on my voice
turns blood into cheese

that's from yesterday. we do have a bunch hidden, really, but tom is holding them hostage, and when they were in my possession i didn't feel like doing anything but read a book and reflect over some indie rock. too bad i've sold my soul to my job and tom works late.

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guest binary haiku by michael. genius.

zero one zero
one zero one one zero
one zero one one

tom woke me up at 1:30 and we went out to lunch for the first time since his return from germany = lovely. here are the haikus that were produced, starting with me (sarah) and alternating thereafter between me and tom ( Read more... )

sarah here. i feel the need to combat all these tom/elex haikus, although they are beautiful, plus i've never posted haikus that weren't in some way a collaboration. here we go ( Read more... )

these were writen on elex's and toms year long plane trip to germany . my brain has recently stopped throbbing ( Read more... )

elex@crumpled.com reporting ( Read more... )

plane to germany
don't land in the atlantic
that water i cold

i have my closure
never cut my hair again
ok bubuy now

tom and i wrote a haiku after breakfast today:
flying donkey slap
anal climax head bruises
sounds like heart breaking

and i just want to add that most definitely feel free to submit haikus to us, alright? i hope the current dementia craze doesn't give anyone nightmares.