this weekend marked the grossatron showdown 2001. in a secluded booth at dennys (very strategic move on the part of the waitress to shield us from the other patrons), the haiku book was passed around between tom, sarah, elex, dustin, peter, rob, and brian. the even escalated to turn into a battle to see who could write the sickest haiku. first, i ( Read more... )

by sarah and leo while driving yesterday:

motorcycle flock
i can see that chick's ass
we're in hog heaven

i have a muffler ( Read more... )

prom forever.


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guest haiku! by leo

i create drama
don't mean to but it happens
oh god i've been shot!!!

these haikus are a mixture of tom's greatest hits plus ones written by sarah and tom at dennys last night. cue applause ( Read more... )

written in the dark in a car, this began by alternating verses, sarah doing the first and tom following with the second. towards the end they become collaborative and mixed up ( Read more... )