Just so you know, you guys are hilarious when you fail. No, no, seriously. Keep it up. It's a great distraction. Especially when you panic. It's like my heart's beating all over again ( Read more... )

Doctor, doctor~ It's a miracle!

I can walk((ooc: so, err, through my great bad luck it seems the computer broke. I'm currently on my brother's -- I'm here for like, one more hour then I will scram off the Mac germs but. yeah. BASICALLY if I'm lucky my step-dad will find a way to clear it tomorrow but if not I am. pretty much screwed ah ha ha ( Read more... )

Five Reasons Why Being Beaten Isn't A Big Deal When You're A Videogame Character:

5. Potions/Cure. (Way to cheat pain, there.)
4. You can save your game so if you die, you can just reload the game point. (This only applies to heroes, though. Tch.)
3. There isn't any actual blood or broken bones. (Awesome for med bills, but you still feel the ( Read more... )

... Uh-oh.

I dunno how I acquired that much karma, but if this is life's Christmas gift to me, it sucks.

Relatedly, I'm gonna need s'more guard alpacas, I think.

An' here I kept jokin' I'd work in the porn industry.So! Earlier, I was checkin' out a library that's pretty close to the castles. While I was skimmin' a preeeetty borin' book, the librarian was tryin' to help this guy who was searchin' for books. An' since it got annoyin' that the librarian -- think his name was 'Douchebag'? No, wait, that's what ( Read more... )

Now that I'm married, I find myself completely changed. Basically, m'at least ten percent gayer an' more likely to cuddle. Plus, y'know, the whole livin' in a castle I haven't paid for (not new, but the company's definitely better)! Weird story 'bout the honeymoon -- there's actually a world called 'The Beach'. S'just a beach. I've heard of worlds ( Read more... )

FYI! Snow is still cold. In case people were unaware of it.

I was checkin' out some of the songs I've got downloaded, in case Roxas stopped hatin' on my taste in music an' let me choose at least one song for the reception. I've got very small hopes for that, but I did find a meme I could do with 'em. An' since I'm bored (what else is new!), I've ( Read more... )

So, seein' as I'm pretty sure ninety percent of you are ... retards, I'm going to educate you on one of the finer points of life.

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I'm gettin' married in ten days an' I'm postin' condom songs. My priorities are awesome.

Mornings are best spent just lyin' in bed. Got it memorized?

Now tell me somethin' completely random you believe in/like while I finish my coffee.

((ooc: at school. might be slow. \o/ WAS BORED
eta: will be back in a couple of hours!!!))

If anyone asks, I didn't spend the whole weekend readin'. Totally remembered to do other stuff, yeeeep. ... Hangin' out with Roxas counts even though I'm still readin ( Read more... )