Title: Just a Happy Little Thought
Rating: PG/PG-13
Characters/pairings: James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Lily and Severus; also James/Lily hinted, Severus pining for Lily
Warnings: some coarse language and sexual innuendo
Author notes: This is to be blamed on quantumreality, who inspired this silliness and even offered to do the proof-reading.
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Title: Birthday Boy
Author: Margot/midnight_birth.
Rating: E
Warnings: None.
Wordcount: 508
Summary: Severus Snape hates birthdays. Remus Lupin likes to have fun on his lover’s behalf.
A/N: This was written for lupin_snape Snape’s birthday challenge for the prompt “Potions class”.

Bithday Boy

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Hello, this is my first time posting here.

Title: Coming Home
Rating: A for somewhat explicit sex;
Characters/pairings: Lord Voldemort, Gellert Grindelwald; Voldemort/Grindelwald
Warnings: Ignores canon as it was written before release of Half-Blood Prince; half-arsed attempt at crack.
Author notes: This was written for alittlewhisper and magistera, evil entities who ( Read more... )

Title: Ho'moaning
Pairing: SS/HG
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1000-ish
Disclaimer: This is was written strictly for shits and giggles. I don't own any of the Harry Potter plot lines, characters, or anything else unless you count the copies of the books and movies and the few HP action figures I have purchased. In most cases, I even have the receipts.
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Title: Releasing the Beast Within
Pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange
Rating: (PG-13
Word Count: 2670 words
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine. The theory isn't mine either. I just own the twisted mind that came up with fic.
Warnings: Frisky Pygmy Puff
Summary: It's always the seemingly innocent things that are the most dangerous. Voldie needs a spy in ( Read more... )

 Title: Blocking Teddy
Author: me
Rating: PG-13 for language and insinuations
Pairing: Teddy/Victoire, canon
Warnings: Excessive amounts of silliness
Length: 278
Notes: Dead people can observe the doings of the living. They just can. Don't question it.



They watched as Teddy told James off and as James returned to his parents.

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Title: Five Times Draco Malfoy Ended Up The Girl's Washroom (Not That He Would Ever Admit To It)
Author: papered
Characters/Pairing: unwilling Draco/Mrytle
Rating: PG
Word Count: 767
Summary: Five times Draco Malfoy found himself in the female washroom when it was clearly not his fault.
Notes: Written for heureviolet for Christmas 2007, and easily one of the hardest ( Read more... )

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Title: In The Shadows
Author: lunglock
Genre: Crack/Parody/Songfic
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black.
Rating: PG
Word count: 3290
Summary: It's Dumbledore's birthday party! ( Read more... )

So I was in Queensland for the weekend, and I had no net access. Therefore, I finished the cracktastic fic I got an idea for at Patronus. Yes, I probably am insane. Using up one of my 'writer's choice' ff100 prompts for this.

Title: The Mating Rituals of Magical Objects -- or The Snake and the Scoop (or lack thereof)
Genre: Crack, humour, object! ( Read more... )