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We need new blood. We have become stale and tepid. Like vampires to blood we must prey on the angry exuberance of new flame targets. I suggest a new membership drive. And perhaps...dare I bring it up again...reworking of our membership standards and application process.

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In response to bourgeois complaints regarding the lack of activity here, I have decided to launch a new series dubbed as The Orwell Prophesies®, a bombastic collection of politically-charged diatribes whose ostensible purpose is to stir up controversy and hopefully stimulate the interest of even the most languid elements of our membership (e.g. mortimor, ( Read more... )

I LOVE JEWS

That is all.

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As I'm sure all of you know, I visited Los Angeles for the summer. Overall, it was a great place that I had to be dragged kicking and screaming from because of the incredible disparity on the Kick Ass Scale™ between California and Beaver. However, with such a large population density, there are going to be more assholes to try the patience and ( Read more... )

What the hell do you think?

Poll What

Has anyone heard from the staff at our Florida Bureau since a portion of the state got leveled?

How you people doin' down there?

You dead? Homeless? Topless? (if so we'll need proof, except for you runningnak3d, we've seen enough of your skin.)


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Be a prick and vote for cryingbabyjebus!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljers4president/50066.html