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"Psssh. I'm all about grade-A prime cut beef. Give me some of that meat... side order of broccoli? No way man, replace that with more MEAT."

"...Can you go over there for a minute so I can laugh at you? Thanks."

It's not over until the fat lady sings.

.... So sing, ya chubby bitch, sing.

I hate waiting around. "Don't call us, we'll call you" should only be given a 2 day grace period as far as I'm concerned. ARRRGGGH

Americans, drawn to government coddling, would resist it, resist particularly these loud blustery speeches like donkeys neighing in the hayfield. “Terror terror terror, out to getcha, out to getcha” and the screech of wild politicians in “out Taliban out!” Nothing was more dangerous to Americans than acquiescing, for that letting go and falling ( Read more... )

An email to the dorm mailing list. wtf.

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"Finally Autodesk was ready to make a product. Eric Gullichsen had even registered William Gibson's term "cyberspace" as an Autodesk trademark, prompting an irrated Gibson to apply for trademark registration of the term "Eric Gullichsen."

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This weekend is the Taiwanese conference I've been raising money for this past few quarters... tons of west coast Asian people milling around campus. Two in fact, sleeping on my floor and my roommate's bed (I'm such a crappy roomie for letting her give that up for me ( Read more... )