Is watching a guy who has to work in an all-girls school. It's hilarious because even the most unfortunate bloke gets flirted with constantly.

The school play is on at the moment, which means Trevor, a.k.a. the only man under 40 to ever set foot in the school, is back. Everyone flirts with him all the time. It's funny because they don't realise ( Read more... )

My MSN address is perfectweatherforducks[at]hotmail[dot]com . Add me!

Fine, I'll admit it.

I, Ash, or flash_happy would like to admit my gigantic crush on the GORGEOUSNESS that is jeasus.

I can't hold it in any more.

Please, please, please MARRY me jeasus PLEASE?!

That is so not what I meant. *More pointed glares*.

Oh, sorry.

MARRY ME JEAN?Sorry, my multiple personality disorder is really playing up today ( Read more... )

This friend of mine rang me today. I was speaking to them last week, so I thought it was quite nice of them just to ring to say hi. (I was a little suspicious though, given the friend). Turns out my suspicions were correct. They had been reading my journal and were looking for juicy gossip regarding my hot and steamy relationship with jeasus. Think it's ( Read more... )

I'm a big meanie, and I break girls hearts.

That's all I wanted you ALL to know.

I've hurt jeasus BADLY, and I'd like to apologise to her right. NOW.

I'm so sorry. Please, accept my apology?

I can't LIVE without you.

jeasus is a dirty whore.

I feel like I haven't made an entry with some semblance of a point in it for far too long. I just don't really have anything to say anymore ( Read more... )

I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Sticking fingers in sockets is DANGEROUS, and should never be attempted without the aid of much alcohol.

*dances*
It never ends.
*dances more*

And I would like to add that she's AMAZINGLY intelligent, and gorgeous, and can have my babies any time.

I LOVE YOU JEASUS MARRY ME?

* Make a list of 15 statements about yourself.
* 5 of the 15 statements must be LIES
* Post your list and have people guess which five are lies!

( Meme within )