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flashfly

My parrot wrote a drabble

Aug 23, 2007 22:39

Title: Bright, Shiny Things
Author: Mango
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: If xie_xie_xie's dog, Rebel, can write a drabble, so can Mango. Um, there are several, not-so-subtle bird references because he's a parrot.

( Bright, Shiny Things )

my qaf drabbles

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flashfly August 24 2007, 03:46:05 UTC

Mango writes what he knows. He really likes mirrors.

epicallytired August 24 2007, 04:21:34 UTC

lol.

flashfly August 24 2007, 04:29:35 UTC

Mango's celebrating with tabasco-toasted corn nuts! Thank you!

Mango flavored drabble firehead30 August 24 2007, 04:45:32 UTC

Wow where is Brian's cuttlebone?

Re: Mango flavored drabble flashfly August 24 2007, 05:10:22 UTC

You know very well where it is.

Re: Mango flavored drabble tamalinn August 24 2007, 09:48:50 UTC

*dies*

Re: Mango flavored drabble tweedygal August 24 2007, 13:15:24 UTC

*exclamation point*

tigbit August 24 2007, 05:02:24 UTC

This is a night for drabbles!

Am very, very tempted to offer Mango a cracker for his writing, but I wouldn't want to be cliché. ;) Emphasis on the tempted, though.

*hides cracker behind back*

flashfly August 24 2007, 05:13:03 UTC

Mango wants that cracker like there's no tomorrow! He just ripped the earring right out of my ear in his agitation. Thank god, it's a clip-on!

tigbit August 26 2007, 05:26:19 UTC

XD

I am strangely fearful of birds. Ever since I was chomped on by a goose when I was 2 years old. Haha, oh...when I was short and tiny. Those were the days.

*HIDES BEHIND YOU*

flashfly August 26 2007, 06:41:56 UTC

Where did that bad goose bite you?

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xie_xie_xie August 24 2007, 06:03:05 UTC

Dear Mango,

I take psychic powers in paw to send this feedback to Xie, who is notoriously bad at conveying what I want to say with its full original brilliance. As a parrot you might not understand how hard it is to not be able to make these inferior humans your typist get it right. Since you can talk.

I believe we should join forces and create our own community, qaf_petdrabbles.

Sincerely,

Rebel

PS from the typist, you are very beautiful and wasn't there something kind of dark about putting Justin eating quail in this fic?

flashfly August 25 2007, 07:04:53 UTC

Dear Rebel,

With regard to your offer of joining forces, alas, I am winging to the Canary Islands later this evening to do some much-anticipated research on my family tree. It may be years before I return.

What a lark it would have been!

Please thank your typist for the lovely compliment and let her know that I come by my dark humor quite honestly. I was adopted and raised by a Raven after my mother was eaten by a constrictor.

May you always have a tail wind,

Mango