There's no point of living in San Francisco if all I do is work and go to school. Might as well be in Woodland.

woodland community college is woodland high school, just more expensive.

im unemployed

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me, matty, alison and nicky went to the casino this weekend.

i won 50 bucks!!!then lost 80.

me and alison went to the prime rib buffet like the high rollers that we are.

i smell like sins.

next time we'll win enough to buy range rovers too.

work work work.
thats all i ever do.

i hate it when the printer sucks up the whole pile of paper at once and spits it out with no words on it.
it ONLY does that the night before i have a paper due.

if you sing mike jones to a bird, it WILL bite you on the finger.

i learned the hard way.

i got a four cent raise

my hair looks like a zebra

my boyfriend is better than your boyfriend

and

'date my mom' is the worst show on television.